The Tweeting Twankey

The Tweeting Twankey in all her glory

Find the Tweeting Twankey and win yourself some Christmas spending money.

To enter into the festive spirit, every day for a week some unfortunate from Skive will don the unmistakably gaudy garb of Panto’s finest comic dame and miserably troll the streets of London texting, tweeting, twitpiccing, foursquaring and lifecasting their camp hearts out.

During the generally accepted lunch hour of between 1-2pm, from the 14th – 18th December, anyone who manages to personally locate the Tweeting Twankey (and believe me, she will be hard to miss) and speak the magic password will instantly receive £100 shopping money to spend in the store in which they have successfully located the bewigged young fellow.

So make sure you keep your eyes peeled for an embarrassed looking chap in a bawdy golden frock, and ask all the weary sales assistants if the Twankey’s been seen nearby.

And for every person who follows the Tweeting Twankey on Twitter, Skive will donate £1, up to a £1000, to Shelter’s Christmas Appeal.